"About Me" - my profile on any online networking page with this question would be empty or some random quote from Seinfeld / Coupling or something like that. I cannot simply describe myself and thus I have no moral authority to deprecate anyone who can. However, some of my friends' are beyond such self-imposed moral limits as they are too damn stupid! Here are some {unedited and quoted in full}, from Orkut.
1. Iam a simple person.
2. kewl dude
3. In awe of this amazing world...that which lies within and that which lies without !!
4. all who wander are not lost..
5. I AM GOOD LOOKING, CLEVER, WORKTING AT CLEIENT LOCATION AND LOOKING FOR PARTNERS AND FRIENDS
I have left out some coz they are friends who might end up here or people I just like a lot to make them feel like shit.
I have been wandering around in Orkut since tis morning as I took the day off!! I am feeling shitty under the effect of a few too many painkillers.